- waldo
- 1. (Waldo) (828↑, 76↓)A mysterious man that vanishes into the abyss only to be found in childens book. These book have cause millions of suicides.
Where the fuck is Waldo?
Author: Waldus Maximus http://waldo.urbanup.com/5221352. (waldo) (400↑, 72↓)that fucker that i can never find. damn you waldo\!Wheres waldo? ??????
Author: L. Camac http://waldo.urbanup.com/10355613. (Waldo) (299↑, 44↓)The guy everyone dresses like which makes him hard to find. He was last seen with Carmen Sandiego."Where the Fuck is Waldo? He owes me Money"
Author: Immortal-Jake http://waldo.urbanup.com/17338584. (Waldo) (210↑, 9↓)One of the greatest masters of hide n' seek, rivaled only by Carmen Sandiego, Osama Bin Laden, and the TV Remote. How does he do it? Witchcraft.P1: Where's Waldo? p2: Who cares.... Hey\! I found the remote\!
Author: WhereisWAlDO http://waldo.urbanup.com/48899115. (Waldo) (166↑, 18↓)That guy you can never effing find, but when you do, it's like, how the fuck did I miss him?I finally found Waldo, that crazy mofo
Author: apnapunjab http://waldo.urbanup.com/37095386. (waldo) (142↑, 22↓)tricky son of a bitchwhere the FUCKING HELL is WALDO?\!
Author: iamwaldo http://waldo.urbanup.com/24608717. (Waldo) (70↑, 9↓)Sorry, Definition Not Found.Where the f*** is Waldo's definition\!?
Author: xWALDOx http://waldo.urbanup.com/43383638. (Waldo) (110↑, 68↓)1. The elusive second shooter on the [Grassy Knoll].1. Waldo shot the President, but he did not shoot the deputy.
Author: Frank Herdlin http://waldo.urbanup.com/7601079. (waldo) (51↑, 14↓)waldo: a. a man who's appeared in many books where he hides and you seek, usually for children. b. a male name.Do you know why Waldo's hiding? Because one day he dared to hit on [Chuck Norris]' girlfriend.
Author: winter gryphon http://waldo.urbanup.com/315210210. (waldo) (51↑, 19↓)the hardest guy to find.where the fuck is waldo?\!?\! UP YOUR ASS\!
Author: i like dinosaurs http://waldo.urbanup.com/244888311. (Waldo) (15↑, 6↓)sorry Waldo can not be found.Waldo is not found sorry.
Author: The searchandrescue team4waldo http://waldo.urbanup.com/497821412. (Waldo) (9↑, 5↓)When a man goes into stealth mode once he is in a relationship and the inevitable complications begin to surface. About the same as going ninja except he is still visible at his usual hangouts. Naturally, he will not present himself and repeatedly fades into a group of friends or complete strangers. An exhausting effort must be used to discover him and it will most likely give you a headache. The female counterpart is known as Carmen SandiegoSeeker: “I’ve been talking to this guy for a month and out of nowhere he went Waldo on me. I saw his F-150 at the bar last night but couldn’t find him. I even sent a text and he said he was buyin drinks.”
Author: Marius MM http://waldo.urbanup.com/450016513. (Waldo) (5↑, 2↓)Waldo is a person that is hiding from Chuck Norris while using Harry Potter's cloak of invisibility while having an awesome adventure."Where's [Waldo]?" "Well ... Chuck Norris] scared the shit out of him so he went to [Narnia] with the [Invisibility Cloak]"
Author: CrazyMLIAx3 http://waldo.urbanup.com/546110614. (Waldo) (6↑, 4↓)In the special effects business, any mechanism that operates using a 1:1 movement ratio rather than using conventional input devices (levers, switches, knobs, etc.) or preprogrammed movement sequences. Waldo devices are often used for filming complicated live-action sequences, such as smoothly controlling a humanoid or lifelike animatronics system, making a radio-controlled full-size vehicle act exactly as if there was a real driver behind the wheel in a stunt sequence, etc. Simply put, they are used when intuitive controls are needed above all else.The [Mythbusters] used a Waldo rig to make a bus roll itself over in their Demolition Derby Special. Doc Ock's tentacles in Spider-Man 2 were controlled by a miniature Waldo setup. Where the controllers put the tentacles in the model, they moved behind the actor.
Author: Airrider http://waldo.urbanup.com/428874215. (waldo) (27↑, 25↓)Mechanical arm, operated by remote control by mimicking the motion of a human arm. Term invented by Robert Heinlien in the novella of the same name.The arm on the space shuttle is a waldo.
Author: D F Stuckey http://waldo.urbanup.com/69031616. (waldo) (87↑, 85↓)a human chia pet\! hair too wierd to believe...........vreally\!Is that really waldo or is that a green wig? I can't tell\!
Author: wallymarshall http://waldo.urbanup.com/24200317. (Waldo) (0↑, 0↓)A secret code word for marijuana when you don't want people to know you're looking for it.Person 1: You know where I can get weed? Person 2: Woah\! Chill\! There's a cop over there... Person 1: Oh... do you know where waldo is?
Author: The Weedmiester http://waldo.urbanup.com/639343118. (Waldo) (0↑, 0↓)A fat jew from mainewhy who i want to go to maine its full of waldos
Author: yoho2929 http://waldo.urbanup.com/635655019. (waldo) (0↑, 0↓)No definition found.Well played Waldo, well played.
Author: Yesss1234 http://waldo.urbanup.com/616294320. (waldo) (0↑, 0↓)the red and white [ninja]waldo is like santa clause when you see them they bring you great joy
Author: bballchic16 http://waldo.urbanup.com/585052621. (waldo) (6↑, 6↓)person that you are trying to findwheres waldo
Author: u2dvdbono http://waldo.urbanup.com/521213022. (Waldo) (7↑, 7↓)This guy is in a red and white striped sweater, he has glasses. Nobody knows where he is, except there has been reports of him being in little girl's closets. He is also the hide and go seek champion.Dude, did hear, Amber saw Waldo in her closet\!
Author: Johnny McJohns http://waldo.urbanup.com/473710023. (waldo) (19↑, 19↓)Waldo. A small town outside Gainesville, Florida. There's nothing there except swamp, some livestock, and a flea market. the town's only source of income is speeding tickets. You have to keep a careful eye on the bouncing limit, and the police on every corner. The highway running through it is the 305, otherwise known as Waldo Rd. this stretch of 305 is nationally recognized as the worst place for speeding tickets.-hey dude will you take me to the jacksonville airport? -yeah dude, what is it like two hours? -it's faster if you take waldo, but watch out for the cops.
Author: kristen http://waldo.urbanup.com/99720924. (Waldo) (14↑, 14↓)A personthat shows up when not looked for. While also showing no shame. It can also be used as a person that never shows up when looked for.Where were you for the meeting.Man you are such a waldo.
Author: Silent Strike http://waldo.urbanup.com/6289125. (waldo) (21↑, 22↓)A term used to point out gay men. Similar to the "Where's Waldo?" books.Walking down the street someone sees someone they believe is gay and says "Waldo" and others can agree, disagree, confirm or disprove.
Author: speare07 http://waldo.urbanup.com/256606326. (Waldo) (73↑, 74↓)A claymate's best friend :)We have a waldo sighting\!\!
Author: flipflops4clay http://waldo.urbanup.com/110562227. (waldo) (54↑, 55↓)A typographical or grammatical error in any type of electronic correspondence that you send to others (normally at work). The error can be subtle or obvious but it's just like the Waldo books where you have to search, sometimes for a very long time, in order to find the error.Here is an obvious example: I can't believe that your leaving the company on such bad terms. In this case, "your" should actually be "you're" to be grammatically correct.
Author: freddo http://waldo.urbanup.com/108076028. (Waldo) (20↑, 21↓)a raging lunitic who enjoys fellatioOh my god, here comes a waldo\!
Author: Squirch http://waldo.urbanup.com/34879529. (Waldo) (1↑, 3↓)A bowel movement, especially one that takes a long time.Where's Waldo? There he is\!
Author: linguo456 http://waldo.urbanup.com/522108330. (waldo) (12↑, 15↓)the guys who created 420. they went by the name the waldos, and since they were all in after school activities they figured that after an hour at 4:20 that it would be a very realistic time to go smoke weed by the woods.Waldo \#1: Hey man, 420 after school Waldo \#2: Yah man, i have to take a hit of that dank sh*t that just came into town
Author: Tanner101 http://waldo.urbanup.com/167916431. (waldo) (10↑, 14↓)the name given to young men who wish to establish themselves as the president of the socialist youth group in their area.person1: daniel has become such a waldo. person 2: i know man, but atleast hes happy.
Author: krazyamie http://waldo.urbanup.com/71814932. (Waldo) (4↑, 9↓)(Adj.) One who commits acts of blasphemy on a regular basis. Example: -"You can not eat dinner, until you commit blasphemy\!" (Adv.) One who can never be found Example: -"Dude, where the fuck is Waldo at?"Abby Nicole Dragon of Brownsburg, Indiana ;] Waldo can never be found because she's always out commiting blasphemy.
Author: Shane Hudson and Skylar Luster http://waldo.urbanup.com/274558533. (Waldo) (12↑, 17↓)A man of many shapes and forms. Why do you think you can never find him in his books he creates\!? He also has mental issues. He says he has an english man stuck in his head by the name Elwood. He also says that his evil twin brother Odlaw is out to convince the enlish man to kill Waldo.There are too many freakin examples of WALDO\!\!\! Waldo could be your granny at this very moment\! So be scared\! Be very scared\!
Author: Anon http://waldo.urbanup.com/74863234. (Waldo) (10↑, 19↓)A term for [marijuana], especially unrolled and still in the bag, used in a buying/selling situation. Can be used as a noun in context ("Can I get a 20 of Waldo?") or in the simple phrase "where's Waldo?"Buyer: "Hey brah, where's Waldo?" Seller: "I got a 1/2 oh-zee in the car."
Author: Tony E http://waldo.urbanup.com/139948335. (waldo) (9↑, 19↓)A marijuana cigarette.I'm gonna go smoke a waldo
Author: Chris. http://waldo.urbanup.com/5343436. (waldo) (2↑, 15↓)A Clithead that doesent like The greatest movie In the World, Little Nikki.Guy1. Hey that guy said Little Nikki Wasnt good Guy2. What A Waldo. Guy1. Lets go take a dump on his Lawn
Author: Kris100101 http://waldo.urbanup.com/264053037. (waldo) (201↑, 226↓)An infamous fugitive on the run who led the US government to enlist the help of the civilian population by producing a set of books filled with images suspected to contain Waldo. Waldo was spotted by keen-eyed kiddies on several occasions, but blended into the masses when law enforcement officials were called to the scene. To this day, he remains at large.Oh, there he- no, that's Waldo's girlfriend...
Author: Wormy http://waldo.urbanup.com/40692538. (Waldo) (8↑, 38↓)This guy named Matt's penis....man do i enjoy "finding" waldo\!I found Waldo...what a lovely surprise\!\!\!
Author: Horny Feet http://waldo.urbanup.com/118651739. (waldo) (13↑, 46↓)A little bitch that no one over the age of nine cares where he is.Wheres Waldo? The better question is, who cares??
Author: Zach G. http://waldo.urbanup.com/350094Related: where's waldo, where, marijuana, sex, wally, bitch, carmen sandiego, chuck norris, fag, failure, find, gay, is, ninja, package, red, whiteLast updated: 2012.03.01
Urban English dictionary. 2013.
